• What did the frustrated cheese say?
  - I’m feta up.

• What cheese do you use to get a Koala out of a tree? 

       -Camembert 

• When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?
  - When it’s too Gouda be true.

• What did I do with my cheese handkerchief?
  - I bleu my nose.

• Why did cheddar think the cottage cheese went bad?
  - It curdled.

• How do you get a mouse to smile?
  - Say cheese.

• What would you get if you mixed a dinosaur with cheese?
  - Gorgonzilla.

• Where does cheese stay when it’s on vacation?
  - At the Stilton.

• Why was the cheese sent to his room?
  - He needed to mature.

• Why did the cheese cry?
  - It was having a meltdown.

• What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?
  - I’m Lac-ghost intolerant.

• What did the cheese say when he quoted Shakespeare?
  - To brie or not to brie, that is the question.

• What do witches put on their bagels?
  – Scream cheese!

• What cheese is made backwards?·      

        – Edam!

• Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?·      

        – It had grater plans!

• What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?·      

        – People!

• Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? 
  - Because he won the Grand Brie!