The Teacher with the Hairiest Legs

Mrs Whitehead's legs had not always been so hairy. At first it started off as just a few hairs but she thinks when she started drinking strong beer and putting too much salt on her chips they started growing and growing. Mrs Whitehead used to spend each evening with two pairs of tweezers pulling out the hairs on her legs. But by the time she woke up each morning they had grown back even longer. So then she started waxing her legs but within weeks she was having to use Mr Whiteheads beard trimmer.

A few months later she was sitting in the garden shed every day to use the lawnmower in an effort to keep on top of the forests growing on both legs.

So the moral of this tale is to stay away from strong beer and don't put too much salt on your chips if you want to avoid forests growing on both legs.